Over 102835
motifake

Give Demotivational Poster


YOUR MAN CARD -


TAGS: earned not given man card
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:30 pm
While I was at work; two neighborhood thugs tried to hassle my mother for money. When I came home she tolled me what the had done. I got my gun and tolled them where to get off and what would happen if the didn't. The never bothered her. Man points +100.
Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 6:39 am
I am going to print that and cut out the card 5L
Airman - July 6, 2011, 11:01 am
you're right Derek.. 6 is about it. I posted it because I thought the list was pretty dumb, and I meant to make a comment about that, but I ended up forgetting about it. Bomb away 440.. that list deserves it.. except, I did always want to be a. lumberjack
rubys - July 5, 2011, 11:15 pm
This an amazing blog post dude. You made some good points there. Thank you so much for sharing it. Kudos! I also wanna share this christmas lights article that we have.
Derek - July 5, 2011, 10:02 pm
Ugh, 6/15 maybe. Any "15/15" men left out there? Anywhere?
440wakeup - July 5, 2011, 10:00 pm
I'm not gonns bomb this but these make you a hill-billy not a man. where is quote godfellas at the appropriate time. When I was 15 I bet 2janitors I could carry a refrigerator up 3 flights of stares faster than the two of them could carry one fdridge up


ALZHEIMERS TEST -


TAGS: give me a sign
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

STP - September 8, 2013, 1:58 am
Interestingly, without looking at the answers, I thought: 1. FUNK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PONDS 5. BOOKS 6. RANDOM
flutterdash123 - April 6, 2013, 4:52 pm
Wow, never expected that .3.
MercAlert - March 8, 2012, 6:36 pm
I actually only got 5 wrong. What can I say? I don't like condoms.
Airman - December 21, 2010, 3:34 pm
it is nice to see posters getting lots of votes again. Your changes worked Mr. M.
TheOne - December 21, 2010, 10:20 am
I feel retarded and cencored mind now,5L!
suenero - December 21, 2010, 4:57 am
A absolute complete 5L's!
hootizz - December 20, 2010, 11:30 pm
Love it.., not what I expected at all.., very funny..!! a 5L'er for sure...
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 8:05 pm
funny 5L
RandomPixilator - December 20, 2010, 7:08 pm
If this geezer was thinkin' what I was thinkin' THAT would be wrong. Eeeeww. Top poster btw LMAO


DRINKING COORS LIGHT -


TAGS: give me a sign coors
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

house - June 2, 2011, 6:47 pm
440 - now i know your not an aussie as the only people who refuse to drink fosters are those from the country where its made
440wakeup - June 2, 2011, 1:34 pm
My favorite beer is FOSTERS but i'm tooo embarresed to order it in Public so I order AMSTEL LIGHT
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2011, 1:25 am
Right on! I always drink beer from micribreweries. My favorite being a local place called Smoky Mountain Brewery. Can't get any fresher than that!
spacedog - June 1, 2011, 7:50 pm
Amen


FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.




SOLITUDE - MAY CALENDAR -




FORGIVENESS - "I pardon you."




IF LIFE -


TAGS: life melons lemons give look
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by caveman

Airman - December 13, 2011, 10:37 am
lol
Sho - December 13, 2011, 10:26 am
Lmfao
Greeny - December 13, 2011, 5:53 am
standouting!


CONTENT -


TAGS: when life gives you lemons
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:13 am
If the brewery recommends doing that, don't buy that brand again. Go get something good.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:12 am
The only reason to squeeze citrus into beer is for the oil. It lays on top and stops the yeasty smell of poorly brewed beer.
Goatboy - September 19, 2012, 4:48 pm
This violates man law #7: No fruit in beer.
Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 10:23 am
limes work much better


"DON'T GIVE UP" - easy to say, harder to follow.


TAGS: give hard
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by pratham

twill1962 - June 1, 2012, 7:04 pm
"We, who are about to die ..." Screw it, I'm leaving.


LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat fucks and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own penises
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Photo, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a shot in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so damn disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...Assholes.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy dicks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of assholes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!


JUST GIVE IN - The moment one compromises their morals, is the time when one learns what it is like, to be successful in life.


TAGS: in life give up win
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - September 14, 2011, 6:45 am
Hmmm...5eem very tempting


CROSSOVERS - Like ammonia and bleach, like haggis and ice cream, there are some things that just shouldn't be mixed.


TAGS: i would like to apologize for my actions over the last couple of days im sorry everybody and i hope you can forgive me assignment for january 3 pokemon
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Treehodger - January 15, 2010, 12:55 am
Or like Asians and Driver License? 5 Squirts for you! Lol.


APATHY - I JUST DON'T CARE -


TAGS: apathy leopard not caring don t give a shit
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

Brian The Great - May 13, 2009, 3:55 pm
You first!
Mosethyoth - May 13, 2009, 2:38 pm
Maybe. But there's surely no muscle needed to die. Just stop your breathing.


MASK -


TAGS: mask give man true face
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - March 8, 2013, 4:39 am
I concur... Which is what led to the creation of this... Apparently, thinking isn't as bad as it's made out to be these days...
GaryO - March 7, 2013, 8:01 pm
Man, that’s great verbiage, Rick. Really makes one think.
Greeny - March 7, 2013, 7:07 pm
Agreed!
Sho - March 7, 2013, 12:51 pm
Thanks lol. But still, this is really good. 5L
Rick69 - March 7, 2013, 10:58 am
Why thank you... But I'm afraid you haven't had a very good sample of 'fakes if you think this is good... Just head on over to Sho's & Greeny's where 'fakes like these are simply common materials...
caveman - March 7, 2013, 1:27 am
Best 'fake i've seen in a while


BACON ROSE'S -


TAGS: bacon rose forgiven
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Ism

ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:30 pm
English... the forgotten language.
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:30 pm
English... the forgotten language.


ALMOST NEVER SCARED -


TAGS: courage try never give up
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - February 13, 2012, 8:46 pm
Will do.
Verdeckt - February 13, 2012, 8:02 pm
Don't forget to submit to Moti-Twist as well.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 7:48 pm
I'll do my best. don't hold your breath though. great st5ff Sho as always :)
Sho - February 13, 2012, 7:16 pm
As long you return her in one piece lol
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 5:40 pm
I'm calling dibs on the white ch5ck when Sho is finished :)
mariand - February 13, 2012, 5:23 pm
quack ;)


FORGIVENESS -


TAGS: female christ forgive forget
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 25, 2015, 5:44 am
Mr. Lord could you email me and explain how I can reply to emails
ratfink95 - January 5, 2013, 12:07 am
Don't forget, they'd be brought up again and again every time.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 5:08 pm
Respect
forseti - November 29, 2010, 1:50 pm
The spear of LONGinus gets a totally new meaning, thanks ReLo! 5L
Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 9:20 am
WERD(ship)! 5L!


CHARADES -


TAGS: two words sounds like seggagive
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:20 am
How about, "Hawk! Punch!" Wait, that's spelled H-A-R-K. Thought I had something.
tatespa - September 27, 2012, 10:48 am
Comeon boys, I know I'm REAL latem but it's Falcon PUNCH!!!!
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:50 pm

It kinda has become a tradition.
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 7:43 pm
Yes. You're sleeping through them again, aren't you?
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:38 pm

Is it the holidays yet?
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 7:37 pm
@ rerun... Are you sure you didn't mean Manischewitz & some goose liver?
spacedog - November 2, 2010, 7:36 pm
Cocktails is only one word. Hm. Taxidermy Treat?
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:35 pm
Duck Soup? You quack me up Aggy!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:33 pm
....l'orange
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:29 pm

it is getting close to dinner, maybe this is actually roast chicken in a burgendy wine marinade...
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:27 pm
Boy, do I feel stupid with my guess. How humiliating.
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:25 pm
Hawk Hooch?
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:24 pm

bird soup, so obvious in its simplicity
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:19 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - November 2, 2010, 7:18 pm
Peregrine Punch?
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 6:50 pm
Falcon Aide....OH YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:47 pm
I thought we told you to not lick the windows on the bus ride home from school anymore!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:45 pm
My hair tastes like blue! Bat Man touched me!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:45 pm
Sure fat head, keep telling yourself that.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:43 pm
They protect me from the flying balloons and meaner kids who tease me.
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:36 pm
Great airman, like aggy needs any bigger of a head... Mr. M is spending a fortune on custom sized baseball caps for him.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:19 pm
I'm sharp like that.
Airman - November 2, 2010, 6:15 pm
boy, nothing gets by you
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:10 pm
Is it Falcon Aide?


I PRAYED FOR A BIKE - After three years I gave up and stole one. Then I prayed for forgiveness. Now I know the system.




You -


TAGS: astley rickroll you never gonna give up
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by Morgan

Khatmonsuk - January 2, 2009, 12:51 pm
And never gonna make me cry.
Sean - December 28, 2008, 9:11 pm
Hilarious. Love the text.


SOMETIMES IN LIFE - Sometimes in life you know when to give up.


TAGS: give up
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by FatHeadedBlonde

FatHeadedBlonde - August 5, 2011, 2:48 am
Why thank you, I've been looking at Motifake for about 6 months and I just randomly thought of this.
Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:06 pm

first poster submitted...niiiiice.


Everything has a beginning -




THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA - I want a bacon cheeseburger .




LIFE AND LEMONS - WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE CRAYONS


TAGS: life gives you lemons
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Budog

TheGoat - September 19, 2010, 4:24 am
One of the nicest bits of Photoshop work I've seen in quite a while! 5L


WOMEN -




ANA - What did she do to get given a Lexus?


TAGS: what did she do to get given a lexus
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Kolin2003

forseti - March 25, 2010, 9:32 am
WillianC, you're really a genius! - Ana's legs are great, that's the answer!!!!!11111oneoneoneeleven
WillianC - October 8, 2009, 6:05 pm
Anaslex change position S n L them we have ANALSEX sorry for the english i'm not so good in that
Derek - October 8, 2009, 5:40 pm
She really wanted disLexus ;})


SANTA CLAUS -


TAGS: gives the best presents
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

rerun - May 27, 2012, 9:29 am

I remember this from MSNBC, great article.


GIVE UP -


TAGS: give up on hope life
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by caveman

gas - February 9, 2012, 12:53 pm
lol I can see the cars passing behind at full speed, very ni5e
caveman - February 8, 2012, 11:54 pm
haha, I think i'll stick with the goal of becoming a sports journalist.....Superbowl here i come.
Verdeckt - February 8, 2012, 11:28 pm
Have you con5idered giving Uni away?


THE JAPANESE - PART 2 -




INSIDE -


TAGS: forgive or forget
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by mariand

motifayk - November 18, 2011, 10:43 am
At times its frustrating when I am sure that a particular poster is better than a 1L but then I smile and say.... Make another one... it will be alright... Keep making :-)
mariand - November 18, 2011, 12:57 am
yup..it's for haters, bombers or those who don't get the idea expressed by a poster
TwistedNinjaPirate - November 17, 2011, 7:35 pm
You commented on your own poster....
mariand - November 17, 2011, 4:47 pm
HEY, you can do better than that... 0L seems fair to me


ART THEFT - Hey lazy, DeviantART would like their miniscule amounts of talent back.


TAGS: emo heart i give you my
Rating: 2.43/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:08 am
WTF! Magritte has been used as a motifake before, why should some shitty cartoon be any more revered?
Porcelina - October 2, 2008, 7:15 pm
Hey fuckass, that picture is everywhere
Captain Douchebag - August 11, 2008, 9:44 pm
DeviantART can go fuck itself. They trace and steal art, then bitch about it when they get found out.
thehattinninja - August 11, 2008, 9:32 pm
hey a-hole. deviantart would like an apology now


It Is Inevitable -


TAGS: day of the birth givers calendar
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Greeny

MissPriss - May 14, 2013, 6:02 pm
But it doesn't last forever...bahaha. 5L handfuls for ya Greeny.


GREATNESS IS A CHARITY -




RED WINE -


TAGS: sexism day give your wife red wine so she wont talk about your boss sleeping with his secretary
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:35 pm
Priceless. 5L
Airman - June 17, 2010, 2:09 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - June 17, 2010, 1:47 pm
I love it! 5 Bottles of Red Wine for you for the misses Jake!


Brain Molestation -


TAGS: stupid moron brain seizure red bull gives you wings not gas
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 10:47 am
Red Bull gives you wings...it's her time of the month...out of stock of ALWAYS pads at the local Wallys ...enough said.
EmilioDumphque - March 5, 2014, 3:00 pm
Probably her "newly ex" boyfriend's car.


RED BULL - Be careful where you drink it.


TAGS: red bull gives you wings
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:29 pm
evrybody was kung-fu f5ghting - this kid is fast as l5ghtning - g55d stuff :)


GIVE UP - They now have control of the media... all is lost.


TAGS: give up
Rating: 2.83/5
ItDOESMatter - November 21, 2010, 3:34 am
I'ma in yo neyzpaypa writin mah colom. Jeez, get it right next time!
STP - August 15, 2009, 3:24 am
Suspected it, had to confirm it...that was from the Houston Chronicle, my hometown newspaper, 6/6/07.
mOtee fayk CaTs - August 1, 2008, 1:28 am
I can haz wurld dictatershipp now??


AMERICAN JESUS SAYS... - Let He who is without sin Cast the first bullet.


TAGS: forgive me for my pixels i know not what i do
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

MustyK - October 21, 2009, 11:38 pm
Absolute Crap


D.A.R.E. - Drugs Are Really Expensive




Life -


TAGS: life gives you lemons make lemonade but sometimes there are too many lemons
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:14 am
So true, especially as the social/emotional demands of the holidays approach. I only got just so much sugar! Excellent, Silvy! 5L


BAD DECISIONS -


TAGS: let rover come over and give ya a bone of his own
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

jameswnash - August 16, 2010, 9:58 pm
Her on time at band camp
Fozzwad - May 2, 2010, 9:47 pm
Now this is funny. I mean - I've heard it before in about a dozen emails, but at least its an attempt at a good poster. If unoriginal.
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:43 am
but will she call in the morning? "Here, Boy, 'mere boy" 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 8:38 am
5L.....you dirty, dirty man.
rerun - April 23, 2010, 1:54 am

My best friend, my peanut butter.....
Kubi - April 23, 2010, 1:16 am
5L
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:56 am
Perfect! 5L's, i like that font to Bone
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:31 pm
Great. A perfect motifake.


HI YA KIDS... - Wait, where are ya going? Aren't ya gonna give Grampa a hug? And introduce me to your friends? Why are you crying?




EXPECTATIONS -




ALTRUISM - The best thing you can do for poor people is not be one of them - Steve Harvey


TAGS: share give poor rich steal
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Sho

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 1:58 pm
True enough. Hand a bum a 20, or run a company that can employ 2000 of them?


IDEALISM -


TAGS: which is why you will give this poster 1l
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Anything

Anything - March 15, 2010, 11:41 pm
Also: when little minds think about a lot of big ideas, they make a religion. When big minds think about a lot of bigger ideas, they make a poster out of it.


NEVER GIVE UP - Sometimes to follow the path you need to stretch and bend a little bit.




I GIVE UP - because my motifake was rejected


TAGS: fail giveup epic anger
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by mathewloki

showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:39 am
a legit drive by shooting...
Shaq123 - January 29, 2011, 11:16 pm
Don't Hate, Appreciate XD
TheOne - January 29, 2011, 7:35 pm
Watch Out... I Think This May Be New Austrailia 1L Poster.


I - Am like a thief in the night to you. I can creep up inside you and consume you. I'm a disease of the mind that can control you. I feel like a monster. Am I getting too close for comfort?


TAGS: resistance is futile give up
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - September 3, 2011, 11:00 pm
Rihanna*. And yes, her song inspired me to make this 1
the1stCOMMI3 - September 3, 2011, 10:59 pm
Rhianna lyric5


JOHN LEMON - All we are saying is give lemonade a chance ...


TAGS: john lemon give lemonade chance
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:10 pm
Imagine all the fruit living life in peace. You may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.


DEMANDING - Apparently the 72 virgins they get in heaven isn't enough. Tomorrow they'll be demanding free speach.




THE LADY AND THE TRAMP -




LIFE -


TAGS: take all it gives you
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Greeny - October 10, 2012, 9:30 pm
lol


PROMOTING PEACE -


TAGS: give peace a chance cubby
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Ed-Hyde - July 26, 2010, 7:09 am
Since we keep forgetting that violence does in fact begat violence. Peace through superior firepower has a limited half-life.


TAKE HEART MEN -




A DREAM IS A WISH -


TAGS: give hope to the kitchenless
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sparrowgirl - June 13, 2010, 6:17 pm
nice 5L
pzykosiz - June 1, 2010, 12:06 am
a tad disturbed, but well made 5l's
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 11:23 pm
Snitches get glitches!
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 11:22 pm
Haters? In the motifake hood? lol My digital fo' fo' make sure all their kids don't grow. *click**click**bang**bang*
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 11:11 pm
I figured it was dark enough to get me the haters.
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 11:01 pm
lol That is too fucking brilliant! 5/5
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:54 pm
Thanks, DSA... if only I could reach that level.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 9:43 pm
WOW...it's like you are channeling Sean! lol


LOVE - Is a gift you can share with everyone


TAGS: love gift share everyone give
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Mistyblu

Mistyblu - March 5, 2012, 1:08 pm
posted in motitwist..thanks!
Sho - March 2, 2012, 12:13 am
You should post at Moti-Twist


DAMMIT PHYDEAUX - GIVE IT UP! You're never going to get this right and it's too late anyhow...


TAGS: phydeaux mever gives up and thats not always such a good thign
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

lesterinside - March 25, 2010, 8:55 pm
here are my 5 Bounty hunters.


DRIFT AWAY - Give me the beat boys and free my soul, I want to get lost in your rock n' roll and drift away.


TAGS: drift away give me beat
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Budog

Airman - April 10, 2012, 7:10 pm
Dobie Gray
CloudchaserS - April 7, 2012, 10:00 am
Ladies who rock are sexy!


RON - You've gotta give him credit for his photo's.


TAGS: ron give him credit for his photo s
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by MustyK

ronsart - February 21, 2010, 1:58 am
thx Mr. MustyK...my god...u a busy lil bee with so many posters...get back to work and take a bathroom break tomorrow...some classic,s...good for you!


LET US GIVE THANKS - For these natives who saved us, so we can screw them later




SOUP-OR-BOWL? - Neither really do it for me. I much prefer the side of crackers.


TAGS: bad play on words i know but give me a break i ve been gone a while
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:03 am
Not too shabby. Not too shabby at all!


SOUNDTRACK OF THE WAR -


TAGS: give peace a chance silent sounds soldiers piano
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by forseti

TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 3:26 pm
Somehow I knew you were gonna say that Admiral! (Maybe cause someone else already did)
AdmiralAckbar - June 25, 2010, 3:17 pm
It's a trap!
motifake - June 25, 2010, 6:50 am

Its a TRAP! Perfect sniper target


RED BULL - Doesn't always give you wings.




MOTHER NATURE - ~A Mother gives without asking for anything in return. A Mother provides without asking for sustenance. A Mother loves, only asking we love her in return.~


TAGS: mother nature gives everything nothing
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

autumnspirit - February 12, 2011, 2:11 am
Motivational indeed. Not funny.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 12, 2011, 1:02 am
I feel motivated....why is that?......If I wanted to feel good about myself.....I'd call a hooker......1L for missing the point.


POLITIFAKES - I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!




TOURIST DISTRACTION - "Give me the cameraaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"




NO HARD FEELINGS -


TAGS: forgive forget sea fish
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by gas

Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 2:54 am
Nice.
gas - August 4, 2011, 7:52 pm
glad it made you laugh xD, thx ^^
Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:05 pm

lol'd=5. awesome dude :)


THE ONE LION -




POLITICAL CORRECTNESS -


TAGS: give it a rest cubby
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

440wakeup - August 24, 2011, 7:18 pm
I wanted to make a hiedi klume seal joke but,....I really don't think tiffany over here can do betta than him...maybe if she brushed her hair a little make-up maybe not wear a dress that makes her look like she has a body of a 10 year old boy
Occupo Noctis - September 10, 2010, 8:59 am
"...when I analyze the stench To me it makes a lot of sense How the dreadlock rasta was the buffalo soldier And he was taken from Africa, brought to America Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival..."
Occupo Noctis - September 10, 2010, 8:54 am
Who uses a cell phone to carjack someone???


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage day shes given up smoking the pipe
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

rerun - March 8, 2010, 10:17 pm

brings a tear to my eyes.


WATER -




BENTO LUNCH - I still believe that WORLD PEACE can be achieved if we have a GIANT potluck lunch. If food can get along, why can't we?


TAGS: i m hungry forgive me
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

DreMagnum - March 17, 2010, 7:24 pm
yes
GreyScorpion - March 17, 2010, 7:23 pm
Dre, you mad at your avatar?
DreMagnum - March 17, 2010, 7:23 pm
Cubby gonna be mad
alohadude3 - March 17, 2010, 7:19 pm
I am going to star6t posting pictures of obese hawaiians then we can start losing our lunches.


THE HUNT FOR LIONS - Either You Take The Easy Way And Travel To Africa Or You Have A Tough Time On Motifake But Perhaps It's Crap


TAGS: never give up the 5 hunt
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by forseti

spacedog - April 3, 2010, 11:24 am
HA! 5Ls for your quest for fiber.
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:23 am
forseti, keep your head down, don't make yourself seen. the easiest target is the one with it's head peeking over the cubicle wall
rerun - April 3, 2010, 11:18 am

I love this, 5 well aimed lion turds
forseti - April 3, 2010, 11:15 am
(5/5) - 3 votes YEEHAW! 15 Lions in 30 minutes, one every two minutes... if this crap is going on, they will become extinct! ;)
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:04 am
forseti with the BIG funny!! 5L
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:52 am
Well said!


REVENGE - I will forgive my enemies. But I will never forget their names.


TAGS: enemies forgive revenge
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by bugybugy

Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 4:42 pm
I like it. 5L


CHIPS AND CHURCHES -


TAGS: forgive me
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

Iconoclast - March 17, 2010, 2:27 pm
Aye, and the picture is of a nice, friendly Catholic Church, right on the strip.


SUNDAY - Us. You. What's up?


TAGS: i must admit i actually give a puck about the outcome
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

CANADA - February 20, 2010, 10:10 pm
It dont matter because Canada is going to win gold
GreyScorpion - February 20, 2010, 10:08 pm
lot smack being laid down
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:40 pm
Doh, just found the forum thread.
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:38 pm
I'm not sure what you mean GS. Just the avatar or (dun Dun DUN!) passwords?
GreyScorpion - February 20, 2010, 12:37 pm
I propose a friendly wager against my esteemed Canadian counterparts. The Bet?? your avatar for one week.
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:46 pm
Wow, Canada. Good link. Seeing how I don't have 18 grand just lying around, I think I might just catch the game on NBC.
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:41 pm
So since the last time I talked to any of youz, NIK entered a contest with the Flyers and frickin won two tix to the Winter Classic. Amsome can't even describe how sweet that experience was.
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:39 pm
hey Vegie look here....http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/tix/1608470716.html
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 8:38 pm
It's soooooo on!
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:36 pm
ya, as a team they didn't play so well last night. but there was almost a couple of fights. SUI was playing kinda dirty
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:35 pm
I'm by no means a big hockey fanatic, but I read that scalpers are looking for upward of $2K per ticket for this game. Jesus Christ...
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:31 pm
Still haven't seen a game yet. Caught the last 3 min of the last one. Hey wasn't the team that took you guys to OT, the one we beat 5-1 or there aboot?
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:29 pm
Heatley played well too
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:24 pm
Flippin sid. Hate that lil sombitch!
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:22 pm
he won that shootout
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:22 pm
Sid the Kid has me a lotta bit worried...
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:19 pm
You were about to say that by the end of the game you can just go ahead and cover that face in stars and stripes?
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:19 pm
Like you guys stand a chance. you have the same coach as the Maple leafs
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:17 pm
LOL! I was about to say...
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:16 pm
I'm a little slow.....got reading the comments before I actually read the poster....
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:15 pm
Sunday is when it's really on!! Hockey night!!! And it's gonna be a good one! US and Canada.....
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 8:14 pm
Canada ain't gonna do shiot except get smashed on their home turf!!!!!!!!!!!!*Throws arms up* WHAT? WHAT?!!!!
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:12 pm
Hell yeah, Faceplant! Anybody else down for some sh*t talking through the weekend? (go USA)
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 8:08 pm
Canada is going down! Yea, thems be fighting words!


TYRANNOSAURUS REX -


TAGS: if they give ya trouble hit em with the shampoo
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 2:33 am
How is that possible? Rigarmortice?
Sean - October 25, 2009, 2:29 am
beating off ... more like it
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 2:27 am
Four dollars! I hope he got a refund...That's what he gets for flaunting his wealth. He should have used the nickel chick like the rest of of us...ALL of us. I mean, honestly, her grammar was impeccable. (lol, I know I'm beating a dead horse.)
Sean - October 25, 2009, 2:21 am
I tell ya, I never want to save 2 bucks quite THAT bad. Serves 'im right. Cheap bastard.
BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:34 pm
a $4 whore and you're last in line at an all nighter gang bang
RON - October 22, 2009, 12:28 pm
Hope the 5L helps


CUBBY - Will never forgive Logicdude for telling him that Lilliput was full of sexy Asian women !!!


TAGS: cubby will never forgive logicdude for telling him
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Anonymous2 - January 24, 2010, 8:53 pm
Cubby - BIG in Japan...
Derek - January 24, 2010, 4:53 pm
Aha! It's not that he likes them small, it's just that he's really BIG


- Its going to take a long time to fill up that way honey. We will help any way we can.


TAGS: hungry girls give the best head right
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by test

red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:52 pm
MOM?!!
neo1piv014 - October 27, 2010, 2:03 pm
I'd let it give me some oral service, but you sure a sh*t don't brag to your friends about this one.
aesop's folly - November 3, 2009, 9:24 pm
well, she isnt exactly bad....


HEAD AND SHOULDERS -


TAGS: how do you give shoulders
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by Greeny

culos - March 1, 2011, 5:36 am
for shit-heads I guess


LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT - It's a dead giveaway


TAGS: last will testament dead giveaway
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by STP

Sean - June 15, 2009, 10:57 pm
I'm not a fan of the pun to no-where, but I will give this a 5 just so you don't think last of me.


ABOUT TIME!! - its about time we gave back men their natural jobs (stupid machines)


TAGS: give men back their jobs
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by nobody95

sparx - December 1, 2009, 9:16 pm
hmmm - judging by the shape of the cutouts, he could probably do a prostate check as well...


FEMALE WRESTLERS - The mask doesn't hide the fact this questionable lady has no rack.




KNOWING YOUR BIBLE - Can provide many blessings... (like a free coke from an foolish Agnostic)




FUTILITY -




I DONT GIVE A -




THROUGH LACE CURTAINS -


TAGS: memory loss caregiver perspective sorrow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 20, 2014, 11:22 am

Thanks!~
lgvernon - June 20, 2014, 11:21 am

We are watching a family friend disappear. Very early onset. Tragic.
Airman - June 20, 2014, 1:58 am
my number 2 son's father in law just passed last month from alzheimers. Same age as me. A very successful dentist. It took 5 years from the onset. Just sad. 350 people attended the memorial service
rerun - June 19, 2014, 7:45 pm

Very intense.


sorrow -


TAGS: monster guilt forgiveness shame
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

EmilioDumphque - February 24, 2014, 3:00 am
Man, if I was you, I'd kill myself. Hang on, I'll see if I can find you a pistol.
Sho - February 23, 2014, 1:24 pm
That moment when you keep scrolling up and down because it's that good. 5L
GaryO - February 23, 2014, 1:10 pm
Oh, sure, yet another profound poster….my left eye involuntarily closing while the rest of my face takes on the appearance of a goat trying to whistle……damm demotigasms
lgvernon - February 23, 2014, 12:55 pm

Yes. Yes, you have. Now aren't you ashamed of yourself? 5L


Always Give Up -


TAGS: french girls always give up
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ism - May 3, 2013, 1:27 am
I am a big fan of the French... we in USA would be Speaking the Queen's English if not for their help ^,~
CloudchaserS - May 2, 2013, 11:51 pm
Yeah, but they're bad to start fights (The French/Gauls started something like 167 wars in 2,000 years)


Forgiveness -


TAGS: forgive church sign
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Greeny - April 11, 2014, 10:04 pm
This of course defies rules regarding melon logic
lgvernon - April 11, 2014, 7:38 pm

Ahem.....(snicker)
rerun - April 11, 2014, 7:12 pm

Spill it....maybe a poor choice of words.
JesusWept - April 11, 2014, 6:14 pm
Thanks :)
lgvernon - April 11, 2014, 5:44 pm

You have no idea all the things I'd like to say~~all of them completely inappropriate. 5Ls


There There -




Twisted Words -


TAGS: sentence read different meaning will giveaway material goods
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:59 am
punny...sorta


reality check -


TAGS: julie andrews sarah brightman singing off key just give it up
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 20, 2013, 11:35 pm
Glad you liked it. I really like Julie Andrews' voice, buuuuuut.... LOL! There's no shame in retirement. Once Cary Grant retired, he stayed retired.
Silverheart - October 20, 2013, 10:29 pm

I love Sarah Brightman, but... I have to agree. Her voice started declining about 10 years ago.


Precisely -




GIVE IN -




PHILOSOPHY -




OH, COM'ON -


TAGS: twilight host divergent giver movies
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2014, 1:12 am
It was her brother.
Sho - August 17, 2014, 10:33 pm
Divergent didnt had a third wheel in it
Silverheart - August 17, 2014, 4:30 pm

It's more than just the movie industry that churns out repetitive drek over and over. But I agree, this template has worn out it's welcome.


THE LESSER KNOWN -


TAGS: enemy don t give a shit
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - February 2, 2013, 12:11 pm
I sat on that pic for days - I still think it could have been better - thanks anyway.
Doggit - February 2, 2013, 11:22 am
Great pic and great follow up subtitle. 5Ls


WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS. - When god gives you lemons it's obviously his subtle way of telling you to make a lemon meringue pie.


TAGS: god gives lemon meringue pie
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

Reality Lord - March 26, 2013, 6:43 am

Cave johnson might like to see this poster submitted to Motitwist :)
Reality Lord - March 26, 2013, 6:41 am

I'm gonna get my engineers to come up with a combustable lemon and then i'm gonna se it to burn Lifes house down
falloutghoul - March 25, 2013, 10:37 pm
I don't want your damn lemons!


HAVE A HEART HOLIDAY -


TAGS: valentine love forgive with chocolates
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

tellitlikeitis - February 10, 2011, 8:07 pm
The same thing happened to me? Great poster, love the picture. 5 L's for you.
Greeny - February 10, 2011, 2:52 pm
The Auto Log-in Didn't Work When I Uploaded This One...


PREV PAGENEXT PAGE